Steph: I'm hungry, you got anything I can nosh on?
Mustang: The only thing I have are some food bars. Sound appetizing?
[opens drawer filled with about 7 food bars. I take a peek around to see what's there]
Steph: So, these bars kinda look like they've been sitting here for awhile.
Mustang: Yeah. They probably have. I used to eat them all the time during that time I worked with a trainer.
Steph: Um....that was like 2 years ago
Mustang [pauses to reflect]: Oh....well, they should still be good. They're vacuum packed aren't they?
Steph: Actually, no. Food bars do have expiration dates. See, lemme show you.
Mustang: Well, how am I supposed to know that. Look, it's hidden underneath the fold of the wrapper. Whoever turns those things over anyway? I just tear and eat.
Steph [giggles]: Of course you do sweetie.