Many snack foods are simply empty calories, but we eat them anyway because well, we can. The tabloids are like the empty calories of news, no nutritional value, but fun nonetheless. Star magazine is out with it's latest issue, and I just had to bring this up because the cover story is about who gets the most votes for being the tackiest celebrity couple. There are some good ones up on the cover, and I'd say that it's not an easy choice.
We've got:
TomKat - Tom jumps on everyone's couch, puts down post partum mommies, rants about Scientology, is having an alien baby with his unwed Catholic beard, buys his own sonogram machine, oh yeah and enough with the big announcements about your personal life around your movie premieres and DVD launches.
Star Jones & Big Gay Al - Why do you marry a man who is SO obviously gay? Have you stopped talking about your wedding? The freebie Nazi has your number, "No more free stuff for you!"
Spederline - Kevin & Britney are a match made in Cheetos heaven. When you look up "tacky" in Wikipedia, their picture shows up.
Girl Paris & Boy Paris - Can girl Paris just sail off into the land of long lost old news? Really. Is there some button we can push.